Today’s prompt for Day 21 of the Wego Health Activist Writer’s Challenge is, “Health Madlib Poem. Go to: http://languageisavirus.com/cgi-bin/madlibs.pl and fill in the parts of speech and the site will generate a poem for you. Feel free to post the Madlib or edit it to make it better.
When I generated my poem, it really did come up with lethal syringe as the title! I decided to just post my poem as is. I am not really a poet and some parts were actually pretty funny just the way they were. . I tried to add in diabetes words when it asked for parts of speech. The site added in some other words and “unsmell” was one of those words! I thought I would highlight some of the funny ones to save you from reading all the gibberish.
carefully i have never throw, unevenly beyond
any vial, your cat have their happy:
in your most protective tube are things which was me,
or which i cannot kick because they are too stylishly
your low look briskly will unsmell me
though i have stomp myself as water,
you cook always sink by sink myself as label visit
(grabing awkwardly, worriedly) her wasteful insulin
or if your pill be to talk me, i and
my meter will fly very remorsefully, urgently,
as when the pen of this vial drop
the alcohol loyally everywhere touching;
nothing which we are to bite in this jar eat
the bottle of your quiet CGMS: whose hair
drink me with the knife of its box,
crying dog and arm with each takeing
(i do not move what it is about you that is
and had; only something in me swim
the stomach of your cat is pathetic than all label)
leg, not even the water, has such wonderful pump
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